🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM TRINITY SOCIAL NETWORK 🚨

Scientists have just discovered that the secret to finding your perfect match isn’t compatibility, shared values, or even mutual attraction…

It’s whether or not you both think pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍍🍕

That’s right. After extensive (totally fake but emotionally accurate) research, we’ve concluded that 90% of relationship fights could be avoided if people just clarified their stance on pizza toppings before getting emotionally invested.

So, to save yourself YEARS of heartbreak, we’re rolling out a new compatibility feature on Trinity:

🔮 The Pizza Test™ 🔮

• Swipe left if they say “Pineapple is an abomination” ❌

• Swipe right if they say “Sweet and salty is a divine balance” ✅

• Swipe up if they say, “Who cares? Let’s just eat.” 🍽️💘

If you find someone who agrees with your pizza philosophy, that’s basically a soulmate-level connection.

But if you’re dating someone who disagrees with you? Well… let’s just say you better pray your spiritual alignment is stronger than your food preferences.

Drop your 🍍 stance in the comments below! Let’s settle this once and for all. 😂🔥

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